13 Alternatives to the TIME Magazine Person of the Year Finalists

By: Gila Pfeffer

Unpublished

1. The vice presidential debate fly 

2. The stimulus check

3. Charli D’Amelio

4. Banana bread 

5. My Uber Eats delivery guy

6. Andersen Cooper

7. The Italians who sang from their balconies during lockdown 

8. The first person to use the phrase “In these unprecedented times…”

9. Eric Yuan

10. Sweatpants 

11. Parents

13. The internet

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