Lady Whistledown with the English Breakfast Tea on the Alpha Beta Pi Frat Party from Last Night

Another Friday night in this humble college-ton means another soirée at The House of Alpha Beta Pi. The Ladies of House Kappa Kappa Gamma spent weeks painstakingly creating their ensembles from the finest modiste: Zara. They powdered their noses and met in the resting room for a ritual called the “Pre-Game” before they headed out to the biggest ball of the year also known as, “Alpha Beta’s Ho Down.” 

The solo cups were overflowing as the Ladies of House Gamma trickled in, one-by-one. While they began to catch the eyes of the young Lords, they secretly burned with desire for the Duke of Pi, Duke Chad. It was his fourth and final year attending the Ho Down. His papá was the King of a Law Firm and his family was of great stature, residing in the High Society of Westchester. 

But the noble Duke Chad, who vowed to never be married, couldn’t help but notice one young Lady, Lady Bri, dancing the “WAP.” He courted her and asked the question she’d always dreamt of hearing from the Duke, “Sup?” They escaped into the secret “parking lot” and without any thought at all did what no Duke and Lady should ever do unbetrothed. After just a few stolen moments alone, Lord Josh of House Pi entered the lot to find Duke Chad and Lady Bri. Lord Josh was astonished as Lady Bri had vowed to be his “Girlfriend” just a fortnight ago. Could she not help but tempt scandal?

Does a vow hold any meaning at all in this college-ton or are broken promises all the young Lords and Ladies can offer each other when it comes to young love. I shall be back next week with the low down on the aftermath of this Ho Down. 

Yours Truly,

Lady Whistledown